TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
watching things burn in a campfire is extremely satisfying
I may or may not screamed aloud. I don’t care anymore. (x)
Adorable.
GIGGLESBATCH
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
and like six hundred fictional characters
If you are sad today, or hung over, or stressed out, or even if you are fine but could use a giggle, well…kittens on a roomba. NEVER NOT WONDERFUL.
be still my heart
THE ONE THAT ROLLS OFF
I didn’t know how much I needed this in my life.
hahahahha omggggg
(Source: buttcastles)
people think that “floor is lava” is just a game but they are WRONG. to be safe from the flames and burns i carry two chairs with me, standing on one and putting the other in front of me. this is how i have traveled my entire life. the floor is a dangerous place
this is the life i lead
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
, that was a bit harsh.
(Source: kawoowoo)
look it’s a screenshot of their whole relationship
My whole theater screamed but this one guy jumped up and yelled “NOT THE RUSSIAN”
I’m not even kidding.
I loudly went “OH FUCK” at that.
(Source: carry-on-sons)